It's a Gwar show the day before Halloween, what more can I say. Show is at First Ave and starts at 5 PM and is all ages sadly. Be prepared to be covered in fake blood.

And fake cum.

Sveden, are you going as a jizzed-on whore?

Dammit! Haha, I figured that was a Gwar reference... I'm not familiar with the cast.

Not unless Oderus Urungus magically shoots cream and whore costumes outta that thang.

I saw GWAR in 1994. Quite the experience. Nothing like a fake menstrual blast from Slymenstra Hymen.



You didn't bargain on the power of the Death Pod, did ya? DID YA?

Make sure you wear all white.

Yes, this part is critical to your overall enjoyment. And then don't wash it for a few days to let the color really soak in.