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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:48 am
User avatarWishes you would pull over or speed upJoined: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:57 pmPosts: 1143Location: se mpls
Wag O' the Finger: The guy on a bike who COMPLETELY blew the lake street light when riding down the middle of portland ave pulling a bike trailer; SUV very nearly killed him. I was waiting in the bike lane for the light to switch and yelled something to the effect of 'hey dude, not cool!" His (I assume) GF had stopped next to me in the lane and says 'He just rides like that" like that is some kind of fucking explanation.

Dude, you're an asshat biker and you're gonna die then we'll all cry and put a ghost bike up for you. Thanks. In the mean time, you make us all look like asshats, too.


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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 11:52 am
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Hopefully not a bike trailer with a kid in it?!?!



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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:01 pm
User avatarWishes you would pull over or speed upJoined: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:57 pmPosts: 1143Location: se mpls
hereNT wrote:
Hopefully not a bike trailer with a kid in it?!?!


No - This was last friday night like 11pm - I didn't see for 100% sure, but it looked more like a kid trailer repurposed for hauling crap.


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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:53 pm
User avatarBroom Wagon FodderJoined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:00 amPosts: 320Location: South Minneapolis
Tip O' the Hat: Helios. He's been around all day.


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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:52 am
User avatarSometimes worries that steel is not realJoined: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:18 amPosts: 1045Location: The great West of Colorado
Wag O' the Finger: The asshat in Hopkins on 11th ave who decided to tell me to get the fuck of the road and then proceeded to spit on me. What a great start to the bike to work week :(



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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:50 am
User avatarExists in the limbo between winning and DFL in every single alleycatJoined: Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:22 pmPosts: 395Location: mpls
Tip 'O The Hat: To mn_rando_guy for organizing a sale to benefit a downed biker. http://mplsbikelove.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7500



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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:08 pm
User avatarAlways getting swept up by the peletonJoined: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:22 pmPosts: 1805Location: Do not be panicky
Wag O' the Finger: The five separate cyclists
I passed headed the wrong way down 2nd Ave
N. -- try 1st Ave next time, fuckers.

Wag O' the Middle Finger: To the one cyclist
who said, "How do you like that?" after I yelled,
"Wrong way!" -- unless you're racing, STFU.


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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:29 pm
Sheldon WannabeJoined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:30 pmPosts: 169Location: Loring Park
Tip O' The Hat: The guy who stayed stopped at a stop sign until I was completely through the intersection.

Wag O' The Finger: The guy who almost killed me turning onto Lyndale from 7th St today!


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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:05 am
User avatarSometimes worries that steel is not realJoined: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:18 amPosts: 1045Location: The great West of Colorado
Tip O' The Hat: To the guy at the Depot in Hopkins who was kind enough to return my debit card after I forgot it.

Huge Tip O' The Hat: To all who bike who are buying tomatoes, donating money to my friend who was hit last week.



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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:08 pm
User avatarAlways getting swept up by the peletonJoined: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:22 pmPosts: 1805Location: Do not be panicky
Tip O' The Hat: To the wrong-way cyclist on
2nd Ave N, thank you for using the sidewalk!!

Oh, wait, wasn't there a long-ass boring
thread about cydewalk siclists a while back...?


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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:22 pm
User avatarGreenway GremlinJoined: Sat May 03, 2008 8:59 pmPosts: 15Location: Stillwater
Wag O' The Finger: Girl riding on the sidewalk who almost smoked me as I was walking out of D'Amico and Sons on Grand in St. Paul. There is a perfectly good bike lane 1 block North on Summit.

Tip O' The Hat: Same girl riding on the sidewalk....you were damn hot.


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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:39 pm
User avatarRegularly rides in ShelbyvilleJoined: Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:48 amPosts: 1233Location: NE Minneapolis
Tip: 8th and 10th SE this morning - the guy who lowered his window and hollered "thanks" when I stopped and yielded his turn at the 4-way Stop. I do it anyhow, but it's nice to be noticed.

Wag: 8th and 10th SE this evening - the dipshit 2 cars behind me who honked at the car 1 behind me for not passing me half a block before the stop, and then buzzed me on the bridge over 35W right after the stop.

Tip/Wag: Me, for catching him at the red light he was rushing to at Hennepin and staring him down. From what I could tell, his lap must have been fascinating. :P


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:09 am
User avatarBroom Wagon FodderJoined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:00 amPosts: 320Location: South Minneapolis
Tip O' the Hat: Everyone who participated in and volunteered for Bike Day this morning.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:40 am
User avatarThinks Carbon Fiber is a dietary supplementJoined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:14 amPosts: 805Location: Prospect Park
PTB wrote:
Tip O' the Hat: Everyone who participated in and volunteered for Bike Day this morning.

and a Tip O' the Hat to those BMX riders who woke up super early to do backflips for an apathetic crowd.


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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 8:23 am
Super DomestiqueJoined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:24 pmPosts: 2263
I walked to Kowalski's yesterday with my dog. I tied him to the tree and went in and got my stuff. When I came out and my dog and I started across the parking lot again a woman who had been sitting in her car in the same place as she was when I went in looked at my CRC shirt, shook her head and rolled her eyes at me.

I certainly didn't need to say anything to someone that stupid but I told her I liked smart girls and that sitting there for 15 minutes in the same place didn't make her attractive enough to roll her eyes at me. I told her if she was on a bicycle she could roll her eyes at me but nobody on a bicycle would be stupid enough to sit there that long especially when there were plenty of good parking spots right over there at the far end of the lot.

She drove to the far end of the lot and parked. Then she got out and flipped me off. I yelled across the lot "You're looking better since you got out of the coffin! We should do coffee sometime!"


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