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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:04 am
User avatarRegularly rides in ShelbyvilleJoined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:20 amPosts: 1220Location: NE Minneapolis
For the record, steel that is only a few degrees below red-hot is not something you want shoved up against the inside of your wrist. Example:


The Burn by AthenaBikes, on Flickr

It made sizzlin' noises. It smelled a bit like pork. It hurt. I left behind some skin on the tube when I yanked my arm away. You should always put a bit of yourself into your craft, yes?



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:10 pm
User avatarPretends the bricks at St. Anthony Main are the PaveJoined: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:35 pmPosts: 2924Location: So.MPLS
GROSS. Ouchburgers on the sizzle-factor, too. Pork? Nasty.



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:09 pm
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OUCH.

An old classmate grabbed a bar of iron in shop class, not realizing that it was just out of the forge. Still in the ~1000º range. Charred skin.

RE: Pork. Guy I know cut himself in such a way that there was a large "flap" of flesh/skin hanging off that healed up without reattaching itself. Cut it away and decided to try cooking/eating it. Said he tasted like pork.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:17 pm
User avatarRegularly rides in ShelbyvilleJoined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:20 amPosts: 1220Location: NE Minneapolis
jaypee wrote:
RE: Pork. Guy I know cut himself in such a way that there was a large "flap" of flesh/skin hanging off that healed up without reattaching itself. Cut it away and decided to try cooking/eating it. Said he tasted like pork.


Self-cannibalizing? I suppose that's really the most efficient form of recycling. Long pig. Yummy.



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:15 pm
Better to have Bikeloved and lost than never to have Bikeloved at allJoined: Tue May 29, 2007 9:22 pmPosts: 2744Location: Golden Valley
You are what you eat.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:20 pm
User avatarWrites reviews of local rides on the twitterJoined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:36 amPosts: 4260Location: Hopkins
kuando wrote:
You are what you eat.


That's why I always have the Jerk Burger. But man, it's not much more well done than that! Ouch!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:25 am
User avatarKing of the MountainJoined: Fri May 04, 2007 6:30 amPosts: 1833Location: Lyndale 'hood
I've heard the pork thing before too. The similarities in flesh are probably why we use pig parts in heart valve replacement surgery and stuff. Do apes taste like pork too?

Were you wearing gloves at the time? Most welding gloves I've seen extend past the wrist for just such occurrences (and to keep out the sparks).



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:09 am
In a gear most men use only on the downhills!Joined: Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:39 amPosts: 274Location: Uncle Franky's.
Embarrassingly enough. I once lost a pretty large flap of skin off my hand due to a high- temp glue gun bonding fiberglass panels on our HS's supermileage car (after all that damn MIG welding, a GLUE GUN?!?) Hurt like the dickens and looked about like that. Keep the vaseline and a bag of chit'lins (for comedic value) handy at all times, and good luck with the recovery!



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:20 am
User avatarRegularly rides in ShelbyvilleJoined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:20 amPosts: 1220Location: NE Minneapolis
Jerbear wrote:
Were you wearing gloves at the time? Most welding gloves I've seen extend past the wrist for just such occurrences (and to keep out the sparks).


I only wear gloves when working with a TIG welder -- I've gotten sunburned on an exposed patch of skin from the UV flux before. For brazing work, I need my manual dexterity, so I go gloveless.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:54 am
User avatarSheldon WannabeJoined: Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:23 pmPosts: 167Location: sort of westbank
this may just be a dirty hippy kid's idea haha but yeah, lavender always helps with burn. Lavender oils specifically. plus they smell plesent



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:11 pm
User avatarDoes this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu May 20, 2010 1:21 pmPosts: 633
Aloe vera is also acceptable; as is lidocaine/novocaine/benzocaine.



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