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steef
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 Dances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:27 amPosts: 6266Location: Carpetbagging between the North and the South.
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JenNastix wrote: Yeah, cuz you don't want to get water on your weiner. Wiener Water Soup is teh besto!
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I've spent my riches on bikes, women and booze.
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steampunk
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:28 pm |
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| Sheldon WannabeJoined: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:50 pmPosts: 153
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Glad to see Jen steering the topic back to meat from her earlier vegetable detour.
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Atomkinder
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 If you can't see a blinky, how do you know it's really blinking?Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:52 pmPosts: 5297Location: S Murderapolis
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http://www.craft-usa.com/cra_shop_zoom. ... 08&bcsex=mIIRC the Hub on the West Bank has some of these. Kinda spendy though.
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drum_rugby_bike
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:13 pm |
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Back to an earlier discussion, men should have detachable penis'. That way, you take it off before the ride, put it on after. I think this is genius.
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vulture2600
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:18 pm |
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well that would certainly save me some weight. i wouldnt have to carry my telescoping spring baton..... 
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omgmrj
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:49 pm |
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 Dances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 amPosts: 7141
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drum_rugby_bike wrote: men should have detachable penis I think I would have lost mine by now.
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JenNastix wrote: You guys ever wonder if we're over-thinking this bike riding thing sometimes? |
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eponodyne
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| Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:17 pm |
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 Regularly rides in ShelbyvilleJoined: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:16 pmPosts: 1223Location: On The Wheel
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theendofpangaea wrote: I don't have this problem  And I don't get cramps, so we're even. Tried the sock thing. Almost all my socks are too small. (Seriously, why am I the first one to think of this reply??) Actually, one of my summertime ankle-hi socks worked a treat.
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Ted-D
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 Has entire BMX Bandits catalogJoined: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:04 pmPosts: 4218Location: SW MPLS
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I've actually used my polar fleece gator for this purpose but in certain temps my manhood, like the rest of me, just need some thawing out after the commute.
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DoomSprinter
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| In a gear most men use only on the downhills!Joined: Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:05 amPosts: 286Location: Killing Threads Softly
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I remember when I was little and used to XC-Ski with my Dad, he had cut an old army issue wool sock and just sewn it to the inside of a jock strap.
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lsboogy
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| Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:08 pm |
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 Dangerously close to HipsterismJoined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:03 pmPosts: 1633Location: Minneapolis
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I have the same fix - rode last night for 3+ hours (6:30 till almost 10) - forgot my long underwear so my legs were frozen - think I may have a bit of frostbite on them - but I was not a tator tot - that part was still warm. Jock strap with a wool liner 
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omgmrj
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| Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:46 pm |
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| Dances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 amPosts: 7141
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'Tis the season. Kids, don't forget: Svenn wrote: Put a sock on your cock. Simple.
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JenNastix wrote: You guys ever wonder if we're over-thinking this bike riding thing sometimes? |
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winsettz
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 Does this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu May 20, 2010 1:21 pmPosts: 633
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The rhyme is catchy, like "Just Say No". I just don't see it going up on billboards any time soon.
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Barnaby Jones
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 Secret: wants a tall bikeJoined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:32 amPosts: 420Location: here and there
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i started wearing underwear when biking. didnt have any last night though, nor did i have my snowpants. holy cold balls.
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winsettz
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| Does this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu May 20, 2010 1:21 pmPosts: 633
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I've tried wearing boxers or briefs underneath the base layer. It's not warm, but not cold either.
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distanced
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| Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:30 pm |
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 Off the BackJoined: Fri May 18, 2007 4:04 pmPosts: 360Location: St. Paul
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Quote: Like a frightened turtle!
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