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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:42 pm
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Zebrakeys wrote:
Bob and Jeremy sittin in a tree...


Sorry, man, but you really should know better than to be making jokes like this about the mods.

See ya in a couple days, if I remember to unban ya.

Stupid friggin 1st grader jokes anyway. You have to be at least 13 years old to sign up for the site for a reason. What are you, 8?



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:22 am
User avatarMy middle name is SchwinnJoined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:12 pmPosts: 4094Location: Quoting Lebowski.
Remember, rape jokes are bad, but homo-suggestive jokes are downright unacceptable.

From now on, nobody will ever raise the question of the mods sexuality, even in jest. They are decidedly unhomosexual.



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:42 am
User avatarHandslingerJoined: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:37 amPosts: 468Location: South Side
HerculesTRockefeller wrote:
They are decidedly unhomosexual.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:46 pm
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Nah, doesn't matter what the joke is if you're making it about the mods and they're in a bad mood.

Do you guys walk around downtown looking for police officers to start singing nursery rhyme taunts at?



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:26 pm
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hereNT wrote:
Nah, doesn't matter what the joke is if you're making it about the mods and they're in a bad mood.

Do you guys walk around downtown looking for police officers to start singing nursery rhyme taunts at?



Just the lady cop who directs traffic out of the IDS garage at the end of the work day and screams at anyone who steps foot into the street.

"We're going to use the cross walk next time because we're intelligent aren't we?"



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:40 pm
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OMG that lion is a menace! Did you see that? It bit my hand off! What? I'm not supposed to poke it in the nose? :shock:



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:45 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 amPosts: 7145
Team hereNT.

MonstroSean, how are you liking Minneapolis so far?



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:14 pm
User avatarIf you can't see a blinky, how do you know it's really blinking?Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:52 pmPosts: 5297Location: S Murderapolis
hereNT wrote:
OMG that lion is a menace! Did you see that? It bit my hand off! What? I'm not supposed to poke it in the nose? :shock:


That's a weird looking lion in your avatar picture... it looks... surprised.



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:39 pm
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gMach wrote:
hereNT wrote:
Nah, doesn't matter what the joke is if you're making it about the mods and they're in a bad mood.

Do you guys walk around downtown looking for police officers to start singing nursery rhyme taunts at?



Just the lady cop who directs traffic out of the IDS garage at the end of the work day and screams at anyone who steps foot into the street.

"We're going to use the cross walk next time because we're intelligent aren't we?"


Do you reply, "I'm intelligent, I don't know about you!"?
Because I think I would...


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:48 pm
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mmckelly wrote:
Do you reply, "I'm intelligent, I don't know about you!"?
Because I think I would...


I've certainly thought about it. She's freakin' crazy though and she carries a Glock. I sometimes just sit and watch. Funny though, she never yells at people biking on the sidewalk or the wrong way down Marquette just j-walkers.



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:28 pm
User avatarMy middle name is SchwinnJoined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:12 pmPosts: 4094Location: Quoting Lebowski.
I've had traffic cops at ramps direct me to split lanes... These are usually rookie cops or cops desperate for overtime, so their job kinda sucks in every way. Especially the one who was hit by a car and killed in Maplewood.



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