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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:01 pm
User avatarSaw Greg Lemond once at a restaurantJoined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:21 pmPosts: 1954Location: Powderhorn 24 territory
Yawn, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

... is the length of your answer inversely proportionate to the length of the question? I knew I should have left it short (and left out the shit I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY! BLAH TO YOU)

I know this is not meant to be taken as serious advice, buuuuuut.....
c'mon, cut the feelgood, handholding, buy everyone a coke crap; we all judge by superficial things... that is why we are not all wearing identical jumpsuits like our commie brethren. Without criteria to judge others by, we could never really distinguish ourselves. Our differences, and the preferences for certain things over other certain things is how we have gotten where we are as a society - which could be considered a good thing or a bad thing. These are just some of the easily identifiable things that are easy to stereotype and distinguish by. Beer, clothing and sports are just subsets of everything else and can help roughly distinguish a potential flake and posturing a-hole, from a... different Flake and Posturing A-hole, such as myself.

Im a bit miffed that you are characterizing me as a shallow POS, that only cares about such things though... they were handy stereotypes to explain that I do not fit with that crowd, nor would I want to date somone that expected such things. If that is all there is available, "that" crowd, I think Ill start riding horses instead... then I can deck out in all denim... SEE! Ill bet that just conjoured some images of what you think of horse riding, denim wearing...


For the record: I prefer Black label, for my shit beer, sculpted facial hair for MY face type, a little room in my pants to let the jubblies breath, and move and not be so much on display, even though they belong in a museum (as a perfek specimen). Also, bikes is bikes is bikes... but admit it, you would be pretty disapointed if your date couldnt keep up on your midnight ride-date around calhoun, ending in a nekid dip in the mudhole... bc his bike is a POS...

So there. Nyeah. Fuck Im a loudmouth...

PS- dont knock the swagger... you know you like the sway of this boat. :P



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:05 pm
User avatarSoigneurJoined: Thu May 21, 2009 9:18 amPosts: 572Location: Corcoran
JenNastix wrote:
And, I think upon reading, you’ll find that [the dating thread is] probably the least likely thread from which to procure an actual date. A precedent was set there a LONG time ago, and, from what I can gather, serious inquires need not apply.


FWIW, I (a man) did get a date (with a woman) out of the dating thread. We went out, rode our bikes, went to dinner a few times, did some other date-type activities, and then decided that it wasn't really developing into anything romantic. Such is life, and everything seems to have worked out for both her and for me.

Back on topic:

JenNastix,
Anyone can come up with advice they wish they'd have followed 10 years ago. That's childs play. I think you should explore the other direction. What advice do you see yourself 10 years from now wanting to give to yourself right now?


Oh, and can I keep some of the hot dog monsters at your place after I run out of room in my basement?



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:12 pm
User avatarSaw Greg Lemond once at a restaurantJoined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:21 pmPosts: 1954Location: Powderhorn 24 territory
DUDE: BEST. SIG LINE. EVAR.
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loves it

There is no real advice column ever worth taking seriously, except Dan Savages'



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:14 pm
User avatarPraying to God for the Flamme RougeJoined: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:56 pmPosts: 2495Location: Atop the highest horse in town.
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Im a bit miffed that you are characterizing me as a shallow POS


Nah, actually, I characterized you as someone who has read this thread.



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What advice do you see yourself 10 years from now wanting to give to yourself right now?



hahahaha, I guess it would be: Responding to criticism is only constructive IF that criticism was meant to encourage you to be better. And, respond to that criticism with gratitude.



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Shit like this makes me hate bikes.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:22 pm
User avatarSaw Greg Lemond once at a restaurantJoined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:21 pmPosts: 1954Location: Powderhorn 24 territory
JenNastix, I want to thank you!



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:27 pm
User avatarPraying to God for the Flamme RougeJoined: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:56 pmPosts: 2495Location: Atop the highest horse in town.
Well, as long as you don't work in a cubicle, I think I know someone who would go out with you... maybe.













I'm KEEEDING, BY THE WAY.



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Shit like this makes me hate bikes.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:35 pm
User avatarSaw Greg Lemond once at a restaurantJoined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:21 pmPosts: 1954Location: Powderhorn 24 territory
JenNastix wrote:
Well, as long as you don't work in a cubicle, I think I know someone who would go out with you... maybe.













I'm KEEEDING, BY THE WAY.


I am thinking I dont know the meaning of "characterized"

I wonder how "open plan" offices score on the BDove meter...

Im not KEEEDING.

But I doubt I could get past all the other rules and regs...

I get that you are though, snd I like it. ;)



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:39 pm
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Is the new dating thread?



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:41 pm
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drum_rugby_bike wrote:
Is the new dating thread?



FUCK NO.


ahem. teehee, sorry, I lost my composure there... heh heh, ahem


I mean, Fuck. No.



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:37 pm
User avatarAlleycatterJoined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:25 amPosts: 886Location: Sewardish
And here I was writing my dating rèsumé and about to PM it to you for approval.


Did you know I work at a cubical and a coffee shop?!



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:19 pm
User avatarJunior VarsityJoined: Tue May 29, 2007 2:55 pmPosts: 1674
JenNastix wrote:
Well, as long as you don't work in a cubicle, I think I know someone who would go out with you... maybe.
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http://www.newser.com/story/112142/work ... r-day.html


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:39 pm
User avatarSaw Greg Lemond once at a restaurantJoined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:21 pmPosts: 1954Location: Powderhorn 24 territory
Holy shit!
Chalk one up for open plan office, eh? I would know if a co-worker died. I often see one co-worker napping in his chair, hand on his mouse.
So maybe BDoves fear of cubes is justified? Dont get attached to cubedwellers?

fafnir wrote:
JenNastix wrote:
Well, as long as you don't work in a cubicle, I think I know someone who would go out with you... maybe.
.



http://www.newser.com/story/112142/work ... r-day.html



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:44 pm
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I love how you love people JenNastix.


I'm serious about the Gipsy Kings though.



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:53 am
User avatarMy middle name is SchwinnJoined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:12 pmPosts: 4094Location: Quoting Lebowski.
JenNastix,

When are you forming your own religion, JenNism, and what will the rites, creeds, and funny costumes be?



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:49 am
User avatarHas recurring nightmare of descending Ramsey Hill no-handedJoined: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:00 amPosts: 4388Location: Whipping Cult Central
JenNastix wrote:
A precedent was set there a LONG time ago, and, from what I can gather, serious inquires need not apply.


LONG ago? ;)



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