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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:36 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:03 pmPosts: 5567Location: Funkytown
I love how vague it is-
"if you're male and bike the mall"
Did she not notice what he looked like
other having two wheels beneath him?

Actually, it doesn't even state whether
the poster's a he or a she.

Ok, every guy who bikes the mall, ring
your bell like crazy the whole time!


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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:26 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:39 pmPosts: 6666Location: Noko-mis
haleyt wrote:
ummmm...... let me count the ways that this is hilarious. or not.
Quote:
hot biker on the mall! - 27

Reply to: pers-336762776@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-23, 11:35AM CDT


if you're male, and have made it part of your regimen to bike the mall during the day now that the buses can't use it, you should know that you're EXTREMELY HOT, and i'm loving the eye candy every day i bike past you.

let's change the wintry social climate in this town and get some hot bike love goin' on!

don't be afraid to ring your bell at me -- i'll ring back. *wink*


Location: nicollet mall
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 336762776


Wait what? What mall? The Nicollet mall? If so when did that change?

And what's up with the "hot bike love" that seems kind of pointed. Hmmm...



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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:34 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:03 pmPosts: 5567Location: Funkytown
sveden wrote:
Wait what? What mall? The Nicollet mall? If so when did that change?

Yes, Nicollet. There's construction going on throughout
the Mall, so buses can't travel on it now, but bikes can still
get by, with occasional jumps to the sidewalk. It's been
about a month.
sveden wrote:
And what's up with the "hot bike love" that seems kind of pointed. Hmmm...

Yes, very fishy!


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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:35 pm
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Radlerin wrote:
sveden wrote:
Wait what? What mall? The Nicollet mall? If so when did that change?

Yes, Nicollet. There's construction going on throughout
the Mall, so buses can't travel on it now, but bikes can still
get by, with occasional jumps to the sidewalk. It's been
about a month.


Oh right... I knew that.



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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:14 am
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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/bik/337204480.html

Mr Mcfucktard wrote:
GIRLS, PUT ON YOUR HELMETS!! - $48
Reply to: sale-337204480@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-23, 10:39PM CDT


WE HAVE A PURPLE SCHWINN WITH A WHITE SEAT AND WHITE WHEELS, IT IS PRETTY + TOUGH, I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT PRETTY TOUGH!! IT IS A DIRTBIKE THAT IS GREAT FOR A GIRL THAT IS 5-8 YEARS OLD. COME CHECK IT OUT, YOU WILL LOVE IT!!


I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD YOU JUST SCREAMED!



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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:31 pm
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Small fixed or freewheel road bike! - $450
Reply to: sale-337629766@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-24, 3:21PM CDT


Fixed or freewheel (one/ single) speed. Small Fuji frame. Fits someone about 5'5"- 5'9". Get back later on more specific measurements.
Newly packed and greased bottom bracket
Sugino crank arms
47 tooth chain ring
Bianchi flip flop hubs laced to Alexrims
new chain
left or right hand drive
$450
-Jewell Bicycles



For all the left footed bike lovers out there. :???:


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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:03 pm
User avatarWishes you would pull over or speed upJoined: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:32 pmPosts: 1142Location: mpls
rofl, I just saw that bike on CL but didn't notice that. In my defense I just woke up. Anyway, left hand drive is stupid on a fixed gear because pedaling loosens the cog. If it's suicide fix, good luck. Even as a regular track hub, I wouldn't feel good subjecting it to that.


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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:47 am
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http://eauclaire.craigslist.org/bik/321334268.html

Show tandem - two front ends - $500
Reply to: sale-321334268@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-29, 9:36PM CDT

build in 90 very fun and safe




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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:25 am
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kyledr wrote:
rofl, I just saw that bike on CL but didn't notice that. In my defense I just woke up. Anyway, left hand drive is stupid on a fixed gear because pedaling loosens the cog. If it's suicide fix, good luck. Even as a regular track hub, I wouldn't feel good subjecting it to that.

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If you look at the pictures, they're all reversed.



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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:34 am
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steef wrote:
If you look at the pictures, they're all reversed.


I don't know, the one of the tire is, but the crank shot looks like the 'Sugino' reads left-right...

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/bik/337629766.html




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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:40 pm
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Well this is a silly way to go about things

celebrate america



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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:09 pm
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I just got fired from the boob factory, dick.


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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:36 pm
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bradpants wrote:
Well this is a silly way to go about things

celebrate america

Rather, it should say: "Rack sold separately."


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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:00 pm
User avatarWishes you would pull over or speed upJoined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:19 pmPosts: 1104Location: Chicago
Well those boobs have gotten a lot of views but not much action.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:12 pm
User avatarSpoke TwiddlerJoined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:28 amPosts: 173Location: S. Mpls
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Missed connection with your bike?

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Reply to: pers-354094870@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-06-17, 12:52PM CDT


So it was bar time at Williams's last night and my roommate realized everyone had left him. You left you bike unlocked somewhere near there (although it was a pretty sad bike, perhaps you just dumped it off?), so he decided to ride it home. But anyway, if you'd like it back, describe it and it's yours. Sorry about the inconvenience this may have caused you.




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