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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:03 pm
User avatarTried tubulars once but did not inhaleJoined: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:11 pmPosts: 989Location: Prospect Park
/edit These recipes are being cataloged in a spread sheet. Check it out here -sv.

Ladies and Gentlemen, being a man of full stature I am fairly enthusiastic about food.

Furthermore, I am fairly enthusiastic about eating food.

By this line of thought, I have decided that it would suit not only me, but you as well, to begin a exchange of recipes.

In order to promote such I will start this endeavor with a recipe of my own.

I call this (vegan friendly) recipe "Hoisin Bean Curd"

Here is what it looks like when its almost done:



It calls for:
One half of an average sized poblano pepper
One half of a medium sized red pepper.
One quarter of a large red onion
One fist full of extra firm tofu (thats three quarters of a box of white wave extra firm)
It also will require a bottle of Hot Oil (sometimes called Mongolian fire oil)
A fourth a cup of hoisin sauce (available at most Asian markets, sometimes called peking sauce)
And your favorite noodle or rice (I like Udon or Jasmin rice myself)

If you take all that it's going to feed about two (not me sized) people

Heres what you do next:

If you are going to make rice, start making it now.

Heat up a large pan or wok on its high setting, and add a liberal amount of the hot oil, this will be used to cook your tofu.

Cube or "domino" your tofu so that it about as big around as your finger (these are precise measurements folks) and dump it in the pan.

Shake it about, but do not turn it, it is imperative to get a light golden surface to the bean curd and if you're flipping it about it wont work. Only after one side is done should you go about tossing it.

While you ARE NOT flipping your tofu about, cut up your peppers and onion and add them to a bowl, then apply another liberal serving of oil to that bowl, and use your hands to mix toss it good (cause using spoons is for suckers)

If you're going to eat it with ramen or udon, start boiling it up now.

Once the tofu has this golden surface, you can shake up the pan and add your vegetables. Take a moment to revel in the satisfying hiss, perhaps also do some tricks with your spatula or something.

At this point I tend to salt the whole deal with a pinch or so, but this really isn't needed as hoisin is sodium friendly anyways.

Before your vegetables are too cooked turn the heat down to low and take the pan off the stove and put it on a hotpad. Let it stop sizzling. (This is more crucial than leaving your door open your first weekend in a college dorm, you do not want to burn your sauce.)

When your tofu and vegetables have relaxed, throw them back onto the now low heated stovetop, and add your hoisin sauce. Mix all that goodness up and add more hot oil just cause you love spicy food.

Now, let all that good stuff get friendly. I hope you have been watching your udon or rice, cause its probably ruined if you have not.

Take your rice or noodles and add them to the pan, I guess this isnt crucial but I like to squeeze every ounce of flavor I can out of the pan before I wash it off. Now stir it up and throw it on a plate.

Now you can look at it and feel good or something, or I guess you could eat it. But maybe you just want to throw it away.

Hey, if you like this or like sharing your recipes, feel free to post your own.

/edit These recipes are being cataloged in a spread sheet. Check it out here -sv.



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:12 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:27 amPosts: 6266Location: Carpetbagging between the North and the South.
I'd share my recipes but then I'd have to kill you. :evil:

I usually don't use recipes because I spent too much time cooking for a living. I even worked at the Mud Pie which was plenty vegan enough (for some items).

A pinch of this an that, a few slices and dices, and voila, FOOD. ;)



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:11 am
User avatarSpoke TwiddlerJoined: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:47 pmPosts: 190Location: Seward
steef wrote:
A pinch of this an that, a few slices and dices, and voila, FOOD. ;)

That's pretty much how I've been cooking too.

That said: pfutz that sounds freaking amazing. I've got a similar thing except I like to add ground/finely cut chillies too. Go Hoisin sauce!



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:12 am
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Take a pack of Hot Dogs and place them in a 2 quart sauce pan of water. Turn on high heat until it comes to a boil. Take out the hot dogs and eat either plain or on a bun. Use the remaining water in the saucepan for Weiner Water Soup.

I am sure you can get similar results from tofu dogs.



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:32 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:39 pmPosts: 6666Location: Noko-mis
I just found this recipe last week and made these cookies on saturday. They are FREAKING delish.

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INGREDIENTS

* 1 cup butter, softened
* 1 cup packed light brown sugar
* 1/2 cup white sugar
* 2 eggs
* 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
* 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 3 cups quick-cooking oats
* 1 cup chopped walnuts
* 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

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DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C).
2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar until smooth. Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla. Combine the flour, baking soda, and salt; stir into the creamed mixture until just blended. Mix in the quick oats, walnuts, and chocolate chips. Drop by heaping spoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheets.
3. Bake for 12 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.


Edit: Recipe added to the spreadsheet. -sveden 01.08.2009


Last edited by sveden on Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:09 pm
User avatarFender BenderJoined: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:36 amPosts: 93Location: powderhorn
Around this time of the year I pick the cabbages that have been growing in my garden all summer. Most of them end up like this.....

Chopped Slaw
1 cabbage, shredded
1/2 C. olive oil
2 or 3 tablespoons vinegar
1 teaspoon salt
fresh ground pepper to taste
1 1/2 teaspoon celery seed
1 1/2 teaspoon mustard seed
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard

Combine ingrediant for sauce in a jar and shake well. Mix into shredded cabbage and let stand for one hour, turning several times as it mellows.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:27 pm
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sveden wrote:
I just found this recipe last week and made these cookies on saturday. They are FREAKING delish.

And...does this list of INGREDIENTS have a name?? :P


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:32 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:39 pmPosts: 6666Location: Noko-mis
sveden wrote:
I just found this recipe last week and made these cookies on saturday. They are FREAKING delish.

Quote:
COOKIES

INGREDIENTS

* 1 cup butter, softened
* 1 cup packed light brown sugar
* 1/2 cup white sugar
* 2 eggs
* 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
* 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 3 cups quick-cooking oats
* 1 cup chopped walnuts
* 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips

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DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C).
2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar until smooth. Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla. Combine the flour, baking soda, and salt; stir into the creamed mixture until just blended. Mix in the quick oats, walnuts, and chocolate chips. Drop by heaping spoonfuls onto ungreased baking sheets.
3. Bake for 12 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:47 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:03 pmPosts: 5566Location: Funkytown
Much better.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:37 pm
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db4mpls wrote:
Around this time of the year I pick the cabbages that have been growing in my garden all summer. Most of them end up like this.....


Yum. I have several cabbages bubbling away in a crock, slowly turning into delicious kraut. In around 4 weeks, it'll be ready!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:08 pm
Cottered CrankJoined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:34 pmPosts: 72Location: Blaine
Penn & Teller's classic: Swedish Lemon Angels

* 1 egg
* 2 1/2 oz baking soda
* 1/4 oz vanilla
* 4 fl oz buttermilk
* 8 fl oz lemon juice (fresh is best)
* 10 oz sugar
* 4 lbs plain flour
* 4 oz butter or margarine, melted

PREHEAT OVEN TO 375 DEGREES.

1. Beat the egg in a small bowl, until foamy.

2. Add the buttermilk and the vanilla and blend well.

3. Add the baking soda, one teaspoonful at a time, sprinkling it in and beating until the mixture is smooth and the consistency of light cream.

4. Add the lemon juice all at once and blend into the mixture.
Stir, do not beat (you want it creamy, but without a lot of air).

5. The mixture will congeal into a pasty lump. Scoop it out of the bowl using a spatula and spread it on a floured surface.

6. Sift the flour and 6 oz of the sugar together and use the fingertips to work it into the egg-lemon mixture.

7. With a floured rolling pin, roll the dough out 1/32" thick, and with the tip of a sharp knife, cut the "angel" shapes and twist up the edges to form a shell-like curve about 3/8" high. Sprinkle on the remainder of the sugar.

8. Brush each "angel" with melted butter.

9. Place angels one inch apart on an ungreased baking sheet and bake for 12 minutes, or until golden.


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Here is my recipe for awesome veggie chili. First you take two la g e green pe ers and two la ge onio s. Then y u . . Crap my k ybo rd isn' wor ing rig t.


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Here is my recipe for awesome veggie chili. First you take two la g e green pe ers and two la ge onio s. Then y u . . Crap my k ybo rd isn' wor ing rig t.


hat unds cking eliciou !



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:02 pm
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Most of what I cook falls into very few categories:

1) Go somewhere. Buy cooked food. Eat food. Optionally, transport the food to a new location before eating.

2) Bring water to a boil. Put in pasta, let boil. Drain pasta. Mix sauce with pasta, let sit. Eat pasta.

3) Light oven. Preheat to proper temperature (should be noted somewhere on packaging.) Put food in oven. After food cooks (time should be noted on packaging near temperature) take out of oven. Let food cool, eat.

Feel free to use these recipes - I'm fairly sure anyone can make them work!



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:20 pm
User avatarDances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:03 pmPosts: 5566Location: Funkytown
My mom's motto is "If you can read, you can cook."
Not everyone has a knack for improvising recipes,
(I certainly don't) but if you crack open a cookbook
or find a recipe online, you can probably make
something edible, even palatable.

I have many favorite recipes- (I'll post more later)
here is one of the first I learned:

Wash and cut celery into 3" pieces.
Smear peanut butter into celery groove.
Decorate liberally with raisins.
!!Munch away!!


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