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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:38 pm
User avatarDoesn't like shants but wants to fit inJoined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:16 pmPosts: 3155Location: St. Paul
I'm going to be working next door. I should stop by.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:42 pm
User avatarArrière du pelotonJoined: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:08 pmPosts: 523Location: Longfellow
DangHeim wrote:
Yeah, Fifty Shades of Statutory.

Ow, that's just mean.

(Don't ask me about my opinions of Fifty Shades unless we're in a bar or a coffee shop or something, and I've put down my drink, because explaining why and how much I despise that book takes WAVY HANDS.)


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:47 pm
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Well, if it makes you feel any better to explain how much I know about that book only takes a blank stare.



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:58 pm
User avatarArrière du pelotonJoined: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:08 pmPosts: 523Location: Longfellow
DangHeim wrote:
Well, if it makes you feel any better to explain how much I know about that book only takes a blank stare.

Be nice or I will tell you all about it.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:04 pm
User avatarCan't... stop... doing... the Monkey TagJoined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:49 amPosts: 1363Location: Como Park
Ya, know, I'm tempted to take you up on the offer, even though it might be similar to a Gallagher show if you forget to put your drink down.



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:04 pm
User avatarDoesn't like shants but wants to fit inJoined: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:16 pmPosts: 3155Location: St. Paul
DangHeim wrote:
Ya, know, I'm tempted to take you up on the offer, even though it might be similar to a Gallagher show if you forget to put your drink down.


I think all you really need to know is: Twilight fanfiction

directly from the internet with minimally editing

at least that's what I hear....


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:53 pm
User avatarArrière du pelotonJoined: Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:08 pmPosts: 523Location: Longfellow
DangHeim wrote:
Ya, know, I'm tempted to take you up on the offer, even though it might be similar to a Gallagher show if you forget to put your drink down.

I have never smashed a watermelon while discussing porn.

Nickel wrote:
I think all you really need to know is: Twilight fanfiction

directly from the internet with minimally editing

at least that's what I hear....

Yeah. It's worse than that, actually, but it's complicated.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:05 am
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go on..



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:33 pm
User avatarCan't... stop... doing... the Monkey TagJoined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:49 amPosts: 1363Location: Como Park
The people at Coffman did a disappointingly excellent job of separating the Kink U deal from my sister's wedding, but my grandma did take the wrong elevator and got directions to the wedding from what she described as a very helpful and polite drag queen.



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:45 pm
User avatarFender BenderJoined: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:31 pmPosts: 75Location: North-central La Libertad, Peru
DangHeim wrote:
The people at Coffman did a disappointingly excellent job of separating the Kink U deal from my sister's wedding, but my grandma did take the wrong elevator and got directions to the wedding from what she described as a very helpful and polite drag queen.

Oh how I wish I had been there to see that.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:24 pm
User avatarNever got over the fun of spinning out on a Big WheelJoined: Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:37 pmPosts: 786Location: Your mom's house
DangHeim wrote:
The people at Coffman did a disappointingly excellent job of separating the Kink U deal from my sister's wedding, but my grandma did take the wrong elevator and got directions to the wedding from what she described as a very helpful and polite drag queen.


I was so hoping to hear some great stories from this. Sad :/



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:20 am
User avatarDoes this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:18 pmPosts: 660Location: Audubon Park
"A very helpful and polite drag queen" should be a bike love title.



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:46 am
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FreeRangeZombie wrote:
I was so hoping to hear some great stories from this. Sad.

Yeah, I was bummed about it too. My lawyer brother did too good of a job threatening the Coffman folks so they did an amazing job of keeping them away from us. At least my grandma got a show.



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:40 pm
User avatarDoes this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:18 pmPosts: 660Location: Audubon Park
My phone predicts the next word I'm going to type. After typing "fucking" it recommends "XT." My rear hub fucking sucks.



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:16 pm
User avatarIn a gear most men use only on the downhills!Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:25 amPosts: 2950Location: Roseville
As I was riding beside Lake Bennett yesterday, I heard the sound of the ice cracking.

At first I thought a hockey puck had slammed into the boards over at the Oval.

I'm not an fisherman, but, if I were, the sound of cracking ice would unnerve me.

By the way, Happy New Year, everyone.



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