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PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:47 pm
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What team are all the cool people on?

Afternoon naps.



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:14 pm
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What slogan is on t-shirts and hats all over the Narcoleptic Convention?

That is quite a bunyon.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:28 am
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What did Mr. Bunyan say to Mrs. Bunyan when Paul was born?

Target Field



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:41 pm
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Why am I paying more sales tax? To feed hungry people? To fund better transportation options? To educate children? Oh....yeah.

Man Date.



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:44 pm
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What is is a binding obligation issued from an inter-governmental organization like the United Nations to a country which is bound to follow the instructions of the organization?

Bonkin'



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:15 pm
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Something that sucks.

Boinkin'



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:51 pm
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Something she won't do if I come home from drinking with loving on my mind?

Friday.



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:21 pm
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Why we come to work all week, then bang our heads on our desks the day of?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:32 pm
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Um, is that your 7-Up burning?

unlikely ignitables


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:27 pm
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What is one of the best uses for a cutting torch?

A sign hanging on the bathroom wall opposite of the toilet stating "Warning, the cats' new game is removing the toilet paper roll from the hanger, then batting it into the other room, usually under the end table."



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:02 am
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What is one of the indications that dasunt is a crazy cat lady?

"My eyes are burning!! My eyes are burning!!"



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:10 am
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What do you say when the goggles do nothing?

A bicycle tour to International Falls and back again.



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:12 am
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what's a good way to spend your lunch hour?

tea tree oil



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:28 am
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What ingredient will automatically double the price of a given shampoo?

When the little balls in the maze game get magnetized.



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:33 am
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What do people incorrectly assume is happening when two adult maze balls get together to make a little maze ball?

Rubber band ball, AKA the Voltron of rubber bands.



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