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<  Races & Competitions  ~  No Name 81 alleycat - January 6th, 2013 6:30 PM

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:16 am
Does this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:48 pmPosts: 631Location: 55409
Whereas; for the last 80* iterations, the No Name alleycat racing series has been a good time for most, and $5 entry for all**; and

Whereas, the aforementioned entry fee is, by tradition, "winner takes all", but mostly later returned to all competitors, transubstantiated into liquid form (the first round of drinks); and

Whereas, there may be additional prizes, not the least of which being a festooned tiara; and

Whereas, cycling in winter need not be constrained to commuting to work. Or going to the bar. Or "grocery shopping". Or Stupor Bowl. Or... ; and

Whereas, knowledge of obscure locations and optimally routing between them can allow one to best numerically faster competitors; and

Whereas, few activities are planned for the evening of Sunday, January 6th, other than perhaps watch the third season premiere of Downton Abbey***; and

Whereas, the drill is well known. Riders may want to bring $5, a helmet, lights, a map, and a pen. Riders under 21 are encouraged to attend, but those seeking a drink will need an ID/be 21+;

Now, therefore, I, ALEX ANDERSON, winner of No Name 80, do hereby proclaim that No Name 81 shall indeed occur this Sunday, January 6th at 6:30 PM. Manifests at 6:45. Start at 7:00.


* Non-metric calendar
** Save some recent discounts to encourage inclusiveness, and possibly other examples of which this author might not be aware.
*** The premiere will be rebroadcast the following morning at 2 AM and on Wednesday evening.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:18 am
Does this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:48 pmPosts: 631Location: 55409
Oh, and here's a Facespace event link for people who like that sort of thing.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:28 am
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yubba dubba do!


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:58 am
Does this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:48 pmPosts: 631Location: 55409
Durr, here's a map link of the start for the Faceplace non-compliant.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:08 pm
Does this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:48 pmPosts: 631Location: 55409
We had a great turnout last night with 22 racers! Congrats to winner David S, who was pretty excited to plan the post-Stupor Bowl (and during Super Bowl) No Name 82.

Full results later on...


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:15 pm
Does this bike make my tires look fat?Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:48 pmPosts: 631Location: 55409
Finishers:

David S - 1:10
jammin - 1:11
Radlerin - 1:15
cedarteeth - 1:17
Peedubya - 1:27
godofmildew - 1:47
Travis K - 1:51
Jeff J - 1:51
Judd N - 1:51
Jef DS - 1:51
archiesturmer - 2:04
Drew H - 2:36
Eric C - 2:36
Tigerbeat - 1:04 (-1)
bjorn - 1:07 (-1)
beef - 1:08 (-1)
RhythmBoundRider - 1:26 (-1)
Alex M - 1:46 (-1)
Petah 1:19 (-2)


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