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| Sheldon WannabeJoined: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:50 pmPosts: 153
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Be bold like Superman. Wear your extra padded undies (Depends?) on the outside, with a belt. Go easy with the eccentricities though (matching cape, boots). If ya ain't rich, you'll only be weird.
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omgmrj
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| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:29 pm |
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steampunk wrote: Be bold like Superman. Wear your extra padded undies (Depends?) on the outside, with a belt. Go easy with the eccentricities though (matching cape, boots). If ya ain't rich, you'll only be weird. Good to see you posting 
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JenNastix wrote: You guys ever wonder if we're over-thinking this bike riding thing sometimes? |
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eponodyne
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| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:04 pm |
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Holy crap!
It's good to see I'm not the only one with this problem. I'm oddly relieved. You'd think a tater tot in a nest of Brillo pad would stay warmer than this, but nope.
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deplaqer
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| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:16 pm |
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Suck it up into your body like a Sumo.
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reptile
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| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:18 pm |
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 My tiny cap defines meJoined: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:42 pmPosts: 2207Location: the far northeast
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Ride with a boner...the blood flow is great
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drum_rugby_bike
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| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:05 pm |
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Just masterbate when you ride. If you get good at it, you're done by the time you ride.  In all honesty, I usually just go with underarmor. Even if I don't wear it I don't have this problem. Maybe I have a fire crotch.
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omgmrj
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| Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:36 pm |
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| Dances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 amPosts: 7209
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deplaqer wrote: Suck it up into your body like a Sumo. deplaqer is back??
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dasunt
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 Has recurring nightmare of descending Ramsey Hill no-handedJoined: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:00 amPosts: 4404Location: Whipping Cult Central
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There's cushions filled with some insulating tiny packet peanuts that warm you.
They are made for ice fishing, and they are quite warm.
One day, I'm going to try to stuff a cloth bike seat with them for winter use.
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theendofpangaea
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:36 pm |
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I don't have this problem
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JenNastix
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:32 pm |
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How am I going to keep this cucumber from freezing on my way home?
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JenNastix
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:43 pm |
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| Praying to God for the Flamme RougeJoined: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:56 pmPosts: 2505Location: Atop the highest horse in town.
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Should I put it in a sock?
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Bike fight club. |
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omgmrj
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:44 pm |
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| Dances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 amPosts: 7209
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There's a Finnish company that makes SmartWool condoms.
No there's not.
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dasunt
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:03 pm |
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| Has recurring nightmare of descending Ramsey Hill no-handedJoined: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:00 amPosts: 4404Location: Whipping Cult Central
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I can pee standing up, so there!
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omgmrj
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:58 pm |
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| Dances on the pedals in a most immodest wayJoined: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:15 amPosts: 7209
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omgmrj wrote: SmartWool condoms. On second thought, Gore-Tex condoms would be pretty sweet; waterproof for obvious reasons, and of course, highly breathable.
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JenNastix
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:00 pm |
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| Praying to God for the Flamme RougeJoined: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:56 pmPosts: 2505Location: Atop the highest horse in town.
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Yeah, cuz you don't want to get water on your weiner.
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